Shane Walsh. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
keepsthemsafe) wrote2012-11-30 09:02 pm
keepsthemsafe) wrote2012-11-30 09:02 pm
THIRD ENTRY [VIDEO]
[Post This Shane is sitting in a common room. Serious.
It's worth noting that he's wearing a uniform. A sheriff uniform. He went out and got drunk see, so he's trying to just figure things out. Those of you who might pass by, if you're in the neighborhood will note he reeks of alcohol.]
How many of you are actual law enforcement professionals, former, retired, here for rehabilitation or whatever. No disrespect t'anybody who's workin' outside the law for justice. Lord knows I earned my stripes on a wing and a prayer but...
[Megamind got to him.
He never thought he'd actually be doing this. It feels so weird. He'd left this, the idea of law and order behind but oh god he needs normalacy, he needs people that aren't blue with giant heads that think he's an animal. Ever seen the Matrix where Neo realizes just how screwed he is and he throws up? Shane is close to that.]
I'm curious.
And t'those of you not here for rehabilitation who happen to hold these particular credentials and are...wardens... I would like to speak with you. Privately.
[Private, triple locked to Batman.]
...Bruce Wayne? Billionare Bruce Wayne? [It's a shot in the dark]
[and then he continues]
It's worth noting that he's wearing a uniform. A sheriff uniform. He went out and got drunk see, so he's trying to just figure things out. Those of you who might pass by, if you're in the neighborhood will note he reeks of alcohol.]
How many of you are actual law enforcement professionals, former, retired, here for rehabilitation or whatever. No disrespect t'anybody who's workin' outside the law for justice. Lord knows I earned my stripes on a wing and a prayer but...
[Megamind got to him.
He never thought he'd actually be doing this. It feels so weird. He'd left this, the idea of law and order behind but oh god he needs normalacy, he needs people that aren't blue with giant heads that think he's an animal. Ever seen the Matrix where Neo realizes just how screwed he is and he throws up? Shane is close to that.]
I'm curious.
And t'those of you not here for rehabilitation who happen to hold these particular credentials and are...wardens... I would like to speak with you. Privately.
[Private, triple locked to Batman.]
...Bruce Wayne? Billionare Bruce Wayne? [It's a shot in the dark]
[and then he continues]
[Spam.]
[Oh my god you said Parish. Shane perks up at that] ..King's County Georgia. You?
[Spam.]
There's a long pause. He has to actually think about this one, which is a pretty good sign the next thing out of his mouth is a lie.]
Renard Parish. Bon Temps, Louisiana.
[Spam.]
How y'holdin' up after the happy hunting lodge?
[Spam.]
[Arkansas, Louisiana...it's close enough. And if it makes him feel better to pretend he's not from a trailer park, he figures it's not really doing anybody any harm anyway. Not like he didn't spend enough time in Bon Temps anyway.
Just wait until you hear what his world's like though. Dead people really don't phase him much.]
M'alright. Got through it in one piece, can't complain about that. [Didn't wake up to anybody else's face either, so that's a bonus.] 'Bout all you can say about things here sometimes. But you get used to it. You? Didn't catch up with any walkers, didja?
Re: [Spam.]
[He snorts, hands folded] Except for the fake ones. [Like not Lori. He runs a hand over his head]
Nothin'.
Just waitin' for the day you know? This place? Makes me think they're gonna show up any second.
[Spam.]
Re: [Spam.]
That's what they are. A walking disease.
[Spam.]
Re: [Spam.]
Sorry. [He's not and it shows] Just a little pissed.
[Spam.]
Re: [Spam.]