All right. What kinda people we lookin' to feed? I supervised a collection of guys cookin' for a police department so..

[Without mistletoe he would not be nearly this helpful, at all]

...'m thinkin' we settle this for tomorrow? Take about that long t'cook turkey. Got a recipe for braised ribs too, crawdads, frogs legs...

I mean y'all want to go at least one traditional route that's fine, but you ain't lived til you've had bbq'd turkey.