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[Barge, here is Shane. Sitting in zero wearing his shirt, left open, rubbing his head looking contrite. When he speaks, it's in a southern drawl with an edge to it, he hasn't had to soften his words in a long time.]
Hello to space ship rehab, home of zombies [Yes the word is mis-pronounced], bad ass blonde ladies who want to be cops apparently and...safety.
[This is so weird, Shane folds his hands in front of him.] My name is Shane Walsh, broadcastin' from...the hole. Or at least your equivalent of the hole because I made a little bit of a mistake an' attacked a guy when I arrived. In my defense, I thought he was a walker - no excuse me a zoombie simply because...
[zoombies are everywhere].
I'm given to understand however that this place has no walkers that are ready to attack, no rovin' bands of people lookin' to harm what's yours, and there's no demented CDC doctor waitin' til this place counts the fuck down before filling the air with some kind of anti-disease measure that will literally burn us all alive. Is this correct?
If I'm wrong about any of these things, I would appreciate a head's up or some kind of warning. Either way, I wish to issue an apology to the guy who I beat. [He sounds sincere.] You don't know me and I don't know you, and it ain't fair for a man to take advantage of another in a moment of weakness so...I apologize for harmin' you. Think of it like spookin' a horse, 'cept this horse shoulda known better.
[Yep. He nods. He can be a big man about this.]
So I'm honestly curious. Is there actually no-strings attached alcohol and food here along with hot water?
Hello to space ship rehab, home of zombies [Yes the word is mis-pronounced], bad ass blonde ladies who want to be cops apparently and...safety.
[This is so weird, Shane folds his hands in front of him.] My name is Shane Walsh, broadcastin' from...the hole. Or at least your equivalent of the hole because I made a little bit of a mistake an' attacked a guy when I arrived. In my defense, I thought he was a walker - no excuse me a zoombie simply because...
[zoombies are everywhere].
I'm given to understand however that this place has no walkers that are ready to attack, no rovin' bands of people lookin' to harm what's yours, and there's no demented CDC doctor waitin' til this place counts the fuck down before filling the air with some kind of anti-disease measure that will literally burn us all alive. Is this correct?
If I'm wrong about any of these things, I would appreciate a head's up or some kind of warning. Either way, I wish to issue an apology to the guy who I beat. [He sounds sincere.] You don't know me and I don't know you, and it ain't fair for a man to take advantage of another in a moment of weakness so...I apologize for harmin' you. Think of it like spookin' a horse, 'cept this horse shoulda known better.
[Yep. He nods. He can be a big man about this.]
So I'm honestly curious. Is there actually no-strings attached alcohol and food here along with hot water?
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Date: 2012-11-13 10:24 pm (UTC)From:And they say I've watched too many Romero films. Look, what she means is there's no one contagious on board, so no headshots because you don't like the way someone's looking at you.
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Date: 2012-11-13 10:32 pm (UTC)From:Nobody better be lookin' at me funny then. I'm not gonna try that. You ever woken up in a strange place you never thought you'd see again and suddenly see somethin' out of the corner of your eye shufflin' and making noises and..
[He shakes his head] No. Thank you.
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Date: 2012-11-13 10:37 pm (UTC)From:Re: [ Threadjack! : Video ]
Date: 2012-11-13 10:52 pm (UTC)From:You don't know me from Adam friend. How the hell is that twitchy...
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Date: 2012-11-13 10:57 pm (UTC)From:[It's okay, Shane. Dean is twitchy sometimes too.]
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Date: 2012-11-13 10:59 pm (UTC)From:[ Threadjack! : Video ]
Date: 2012-11-13 11:00 pm (UTC)From:Re: [ Threadjack! : Video ]
Date: 2012-11-13 11:29 pm (UTC)From:[ Threadjack! : Video ]
Date: 2012-11-13 11:32 pm (UTC)From:[Moving on.]
To answer some of your questions, no for 2.5 out of 3, yes for 2.5 out of 3, and hi, I'm Dean.
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Date: 2012-11-13 11:33 pm (UTC)From:Shane walsh.
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Date: 2012-11-16 10:54 pm (UTC)From:No, but seriously, walkers? What's going on in your part of the world?
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Date: 2012-11-16 11:00 pm (UTC)From:Don't know how it happened. Shit even the CDC doesn't know, but the dead rose. Everybody got up one day after gettin' back down and decided to...eat the people who weren't like them.
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Date: 2012-11-17 06:10 am (UTC)From:And... what year are you from?
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Date: 2012-11-17 03:49 pm (UTC)From:[ Video ]
Date: 2012-11-18 04:56 am (UTC)From:Huh. Doesn't leave us much time then.
Tell me about your walkers.
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Date: 2012-11-18 12:30 pm (UTC)From:[ Video ]
Date: 2012-11-21 03:55 am (UTC)From:How long does it take, is there a way to keep 'em in the ground, are they intelligent, etc.
Come on, man, deets.
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Date: 2012-11-21 03:58 am (UTC)From:Suspects do not demonstrate any sense of intelligence, awareness of the environment beyond instant need. Suspects do not respond to verbal threats or demands, Suspects do not indicate a preference for authority, a memory of race, creed, nationality or basic human societal rules. Suspects devour human flesh and tend toward herd animal instincts.
There's no way to keep them in the ground.
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Date: 2012-11-21 04:08 am (UTC)From:At ease, soldier. Officer. Agent. [He considers for a moment, then shakes his head.] Strike agent. Anyway: how long's it been going on?
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Date: 2012-11-21 04:33 am (UTC)From:A year. almost two.
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Date: 2012-11-26 12:16 am (UTC)From:Aaaaaand Dean is totally not going to be reacting to that at all, instead he goes with his usual standby coping mechanism:]
So, you'd be the guy to ask about the shelf life of Twinkies, then.
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Date: 2012-11-26 12:21 am (UTC)From:[there's something dark in his look] there's not...a lot of processed food left. Most've what we get is in cans. Corn, beans, that kind of thing. Then whatever meat we can find.
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Date: 2012-11-29 02:16 am (UTC)From:[Of course, he still shudders sympathetically.]
That was quick.
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Date: 2012-11-29 02:19 am (UTC)From:[This is a man who saw civilization.]
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Date: 2012-12-04 07:34 pm (UTC)From:[Too much information all at once, and Dean wasn't there, Shane.]
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