keepsthemsafe: (serious)
[Barge, here is Shane. Sitting in zero wearing his shirt, left open, rubbing his head looking contrite. When he speaks, it's in a southern drawl with an edge to it, he hasn't had to soften his words in a long time.]

Hello to space ship rehab, home of zombies [Yes the word is mis-pronounced], bad ass blonde ladies who want to be cops apparently and...safety.

[This is so weird, Shane folds his hands in front of him.] My name is Shane Walsh, broadcastin' from...the hole. Or at least your equivalent of the hole because I made a little bit of a mistake an' attacked a guy when I arrived. In my defense, I thought he was a walker - no excuse me a zoombie simply because...

[zoombies are everywhere].

I'm given to understand however that this place has no walkers that are ready to attack, no rovin' bands of people lookin' to harm what's yours, and there's no demented CDC doctor waitin' til this place counts the fuck down before filling the air with some kind of anti-disease measure that will literally burn us all alive. Is this correct?

If I'm wrong about any of these things, I would appreciate a head's up or some kind of warning. Either way, I wish to issue an apology to the guy who I beat. [He sounds sincere.] You don't know me and I don't know you, and it ain't fair for a man to take advantage of another in a moment of weakness so...I apologize for harmin' you. Think of it like spookin' a horse, 'cept this horse shoulda known better.

[Yep. He nods. He can be a big man about this.]

So I'm honestly curious. Is there actually no-strings attached alcohol and food here along with hot water?

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Date: 2012-11-24 08:43 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: I SURVIVED BRUCE WILLIS (smug as all fuck)
Might as well be. [ Smirk. ] They're all turkeys. Dumb as shit. [ Oh, wait, Shane doesn't know what a Looper is. ] Guys like Joe that kill people that'd been sent back in time from the future.

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Date: 2012-11-25 09:01 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: I GOT A COWBOY THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN (I'M ON A SLAT BIKE AND)
Why, you got anything?

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Date: 2012-11-25 09:46 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: I SURVIVED BRUCE WILLIS (smug as all fuck)
I'm fine.

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Date: 2012-11-25 10:17 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: <user name=constructum> (my other gat is bigger)
Yeah, you're right. Shouldn't waste my breath on those two-bit idiots.

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Date: 2012-11-25 10:20 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: <user name=constructum> (my gun is the best)
Lower on the totem pole, bucko. I reckon the only reason Abe keeps 'em around is 'cause they're stupider than a bag of rocks. Real easy to control, real easy to get away with. Temporary.

Gatmen? We're the best of the fuckin' best. Fuck Loopers, those blunderbusses are for pussies.

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Date: 2012-11-26 06:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: (listening to you fuck-up turkey)
Blunderbuss is a piece o' shit gun all the Loopers use. Can't hit anything beyond 10 feet, can't miss what's in that radius.

[ You might be able to see it, but Kid's going through the motions. It's not quite a tick, it's a subconscious thing--he's spinning an invisible gun. ] Now Gats? Gats are for men. Based offa old guns the old folks used to use, maybe 30 years ago.

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Date: 2012-11-26 07:24 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: (listening to you fuck-up turkey)
What? No. 2044. You some kinda idiot?

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Date: 2012-11-26 08:04 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: (hold the phone for a sec)
.....Right.

Different worlds and shit.

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Date: 2012-11-27 07:25 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: whatever is a bad-ass bird of prey idk (staring intently in the distance)
Yeah, well... [ Awkward shuffling. ] Ain't no zombies in 2010 where I'm from.

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Date: 2012-11-30 07:21 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: <user name=constructum> (shootin my gun yiss)
[ HA HA HA....ha....ha ]

Y'got no clue.

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Date: 2012-12-03 08:55 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] kidblue
kidblue: (auditioning for the x factor)
Took a bit of a hit the last coupla days 'fore I died. Surprised I held on long as I did.

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