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[Post This Shane is sitting in a common room. Serious.
It's worth noting that he's wearing a uniform. A sheriff uniform. He went out and got drunk see, so he's trying to just figure things out. Those of you who might pass by, if you're in the neighborhood will note he reeks of alcohol.]
How many of you are actual law enforcement professionals, former, retired, here for rehabilitation or whatever. No disrespect t'anybody who's workin' outside the law for justice. Lord knows I earned my stripes on a wing and a prayer but...
[Megamind got to him.
He never thought he'd actually be doing this. It feels so weird. He'd left this, the idea of law and order behind but oh god he needs normalacy, he needs people that aren't blue with giant heads that think he's an animal. Ever seen the Matrix where Neo realizes just how screwed he is and he throws up? Shane is close to that.]
I'm curious.
And t'those of you not here for rehabilitation who happen to hold these particular credentials and are...wardens... I would like to speak with you. Privately.
[Private, triple locked to Batman.]
...Bruce Wayne? Billionare Bruce Wayne? [It's a shot in the dark]
[and then he continues]
It's worth noting that he's wearing a uniform. A sheriff uniform. He went out and got drunk see, so he's trying to just figure things out. Those of you who might pass by, if you're in the neighborhood will note he reeks of alcohol.]
How many of you are actual law enforcement professionals, former, retired, here for rehabilitation or whatever. No disrespect t'anybody who's workin' outside the law for justice. Lord knows I earned my stripes on a wing and a prayer but...
[Megamind got to him.
He never thought he'd actually be doing this. It feels so weird. He'd left this, the idea of law and order behind but oh god he needs normalacy, he needs people that aren't blue with giant heads that think he's an animal. Ever seen the Matrix where Neo realizes just how screwed he is and he throws up? Shane is close to that.]
I'm curious.
And t'those of you not here for rehabilitation who happen to hold these particular credentials and are...wardens... I would like to speak with you. Privately.
[Private, triple locked to Batman.]
...Bruce Wayne? Billionare Bruce Wayne? [It's a shot in the dark]
[and then he continues]
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Date: 2012-12-01 11:27 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-01 11:43 pm (UTC)From:[He runs a hand over his head] Still gettin' the hang of...the capabilities of every position on this...boat.
[This is so weird. He's doing this to prove to himself that he's not as bad as that big blue ugly thing said he was. Not some kind of animal. He earned his stripes. So.]
You could maybe 'elp me out with somethin' a little bit. As a warden, y'all have access to prisoner records, inmate files?
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Date: 2012-12-01 11:50 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 01:02 am (UTC)From:[Batman mentioned him]
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Date: 2012-12-02 01:06 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 01:09 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 01:11 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 03:04 am (UTC)From:[His lips press together] Look, I ain't -
I might not have made the best impression when it came t'this place. And for that I apologize but I ain't some kind of...[he laughs weakly] Some kind of hardened criminal.
I mean I wasn' the best sheriff but I still managed it. Never broke the law, never murdered anybody who didn'... I mean zombies..
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Date: 2012-12-02 03:07 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 03:09 am (UTC)From:[his first instinct is to make a joke but this is...this is heartening. It's good]
Don't suppose it'd be reasonable to ask for different accom-
Nah that's dumb.
[He raises a hand to his temple and drops it]
So I won't get t'know why 'm here until I get assigned a warden? How long does that take?
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Date: 2012-12-02 03:46 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 03:50 am (UTC)From:...This ever drive you nuts?
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Date: 2012-12-02 03:52 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 04:29 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 04:32 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 04:42 am (UTC)From:It'll pretty much go down like what happened with me?
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Date: 2012-12-02 04:48 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 04:52 am (UTC)From:...I ain't some rabid dog. [He sounds annoyed] How do I prove that without a warden?
Or do I just...wait.
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Date: 2012-12-02 04:56 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-12-02 05:00 am (UTC)From:...All right.
All right. I can do that.
[No he can't. He's cracking and anyone can see it]